March 2013
thorki:
I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”
January 2013
amusingariana:
ice-jade:
LOL = LUCIFER OUR LORD. YOLO= YOUTH OBEYING LUCIFER’S ORDERS. SWAG = SATAN’S WISHES ARE GRANTED. ROFL = RISE, OUR FATHER LUCIFER. BRB = BEELZEBUB RULES BELOW. WTF= WORSHIP THE FALLEN.
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December 2012
efronsbutt:
i steal jokes from tumblr and say them in real life and my friends think im a comedic genius
November 2012
tyrannia:
my grandma said to me “i’m scared that when i die the germans will try to invade again”
which implies she is the only woman in the world that is preventing a german invasion, and in her death, the last political force standing in germany’s way will have fallen
liking someone you have no chance with
“There was so much sadness in everything, even when things worked.”
– Charles Bukowski (via hellanne)
“It is so hard to leave—until you leave. And then it is the easiest goddamned...”
– John Green, Paper Towns (via armazenar)
“We met at the wrong time. That’s what I keep telling myself anyway. Maybe one...”
– Charlie Kaufman (via hellanne)
